I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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