I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Its about making memories worth repressing
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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