yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Randomize
