Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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