Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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