I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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