All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I take back everything I said about communal showers
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
