I heard we made out
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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