I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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