Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
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turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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