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when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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