he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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