Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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