Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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