who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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