he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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