So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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