Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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