it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I forgot wine drunk hurts
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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