Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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