That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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