im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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