Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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