He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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