I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
