I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
