My sheets look like a crime scene.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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