Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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