also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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