Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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