laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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