new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
