I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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