he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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