Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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