Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
