roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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