i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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