She said her name was "party"
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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