69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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