he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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