i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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