Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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