is your mom at the bar?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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