No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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