Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island