I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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I'm experimenting with sincerity
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i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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