I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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