I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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