Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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