Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
