Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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