Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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