I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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