O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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