In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'm always down for nudity.
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