Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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